Wednesday, January 13, 2016

The Secret to Success

Spoiler alert: I have just discovered the most influential factor of success! 

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Stop working hard.  Give up your extreme dedication.  Don't waste any more time practicing and perfecting your skills.  All of this effort is trumped by the incredible power that can be only cast out by the magical forces of the universe.  I have not yet figured out how to tap into this power, and it must be for this reason that I have not yet successfully published my children's books.  It is for this reason that you are probably sitting here and reading this article instead of being discovered. 

Many successful people figured out how to transcend the obstacles of daily physical life; they achieved their greatest glories by tapping into this supernatural power.  Theodor Geisel, or the late Dr. Seuss as you may know him, used this power to bump into his publisher friend.  Harrison Ford called to this power to build cabinets in George Lucas's home.  Oprah, Marilyn Monroe, Steven Spielberg - all of these highly successful people learned how to hone in on this power's reign to make their auras shine upon the world.  So what is this power, you may ask?  It is sheer dumb luck. 

That's it - that must be the ultimate way to achieve success.  After all, so many talented individuals continue through life without ever getting the proper acknowledgment for their abilities.  They just never are in the right place, talking to the right people at the right time. 

If you want to achieve your greatest dream, this is what you must be dedicated to doing: putting yourself in every situation possible, talking to as many people as you can, forcing yourself out there into the world.  Pray, dream, hope, dance for that power to lead you in the proper direction.

You just never know when sheer dumb luck will be with you at the right time.  

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